

He had a plan, to kill you all along.
Traitor!Shaun is the best kind of AU Shaun there is, hands down.
(Source: shaunhastings)
Desmond: So, Shaun, any lions outside the pride?
Lucy: Who was that girl you were dating? Kate?
Shaun: Ahh yeah, Kate. Katie, Katie, Katie, kitty-cat-Kate. Charmed the pants right off her I did.
Rebecca: Yeah right. I know for a fact you two didn’t make it to second base.
Shaun: Oh, di-did you…wh-wh-what?
Rebecca: We had lunch.
Shaun: You had…lunch…with Kate…
Rebecca: Whatever, I got work to do.
[download]Ha, my name is Kate and I can somewhat see why you didn’t get past second base. Sorry Shaun.
(via absentminded-and-a-electricheart)

even the thin mints
desmond how could you
(Source: nogoodturkey)